Cuisinart

My Cuisinart is pretty smart
It makes delicious coffee
Even an idiot who can’t
Come up with a rhyme for coffee
Can push one button
And it will brew coffee

Yep, my Cuisinart is pretty smart
Apparently something I am not
Because this morning I brewed two full cups
And yet forgot to use the pot

The Cuisinart somehow knew it though
And automatically stopped the coffee flow
I’m in love with that machine

I love you too, Barbara
Don’t be jealous
Why here you go, see?
I made you coffee
Well, we did
The Cuisinart
And me